SkypeyWypey BloggyWog

o hai. nobody reads my blog so i can get away with being entirely unoriginal. woopaaaa.


- everyone loves you, you mentalist, despite your age. kill your parents and come to a gathering kthx.

- you're so lovely, and not as short as people made out (which enrages me to no end). your hugs are pretty amazing, as are your hats.

- BUT OIM EATING AN ORANGGGGE

- hardly know you but you were absolutely lovely to me from the get-go. i don't see why people tease you so much. you seem like such a kind-hearted person.

- i think i like you more than you like me, lul. but srsly, you're a rate laugh and i'd like to spend more time with you in the future. ps i forgive you about the camera. it was definitely your fault though.

- sometimes i forget about all the kind things you've done for me in the past, and i truly regret that. i think you make life unneccessarily hard for yourself though. it's not a sign of weakness to say that you're sorry and that you need someone. it's a sign of strength.

- i've never hated somebody so instantly as i do you. you're hardly even classifiable as talented and yet you seem to think you're the dog's bollocks. loud does not equate to good btw. i find your egotistical nature physically sickening. i hope one day you get your comeuppance. people are becoming less and less tolerant of you. you're walking a fine line. you probably think the 'u r so talented' one is about you.

- i always thought you were awesome, still do. i know you think i think everybody hates me, but sometimes with you it's genuinely hard to tell. you're such a laugh though. i miss those TFI nights where you didn't run away in a huff.

- what ever happened to you? i totally dealt with that situation in the wrong way, i know, and i'm sorry. i was so confused with life and everything and i left you behind. i hope you're okay and that your life is a little less drama-filled away from the internet. you deserve some happiness.

- you were never half as mean as anybody else, so i wouldn't worry. i never realised there was so much to you until i met you. you're a lovely girl and a proper laugh. oh and you need to be coming to glasgow uni innit ^_^

- :) you changed my life. i've never been so happy as i am with you. i love you so much <3 it would kill me if you had to go away from here to get a placement, but i wouldn't want to hinder you following your dreams. me and our big detached house in hyndland with raised outdoor decking will be here waiting for you always.xxxx ps dream you is a right bastard, but i'll try not to take it out on you.

- i always thought you were pretty neat. i'm only on your skype list so we have somebody else to play on iminlikewithyou though.

- i call you to test my sound. you are nothing to me.